yanmagotchi:

shampooligan:

neilnevins:

shampooligan:

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

steven universe denied me health care benefits

try not being irish dumbass

pearlmarley:

We all using 1 account

circuitbird:

yurameshi:

circuitbird:

yurameshi

replied to your post

“rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

DUDE

manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

gum-my-bears:

Spiderman noir coming into 2018 and finding out there are still nazis

novitiate2017:

if the whole of the entertainment industry has to fall apart in order to punish sexual abusers then let it happen

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

recipe for mud:

buncheeks:

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years